Father sues Six Flags Great America for daughter's fall in scare zone

Bakeman31092 said:

I've deposited a few monsters into a port-a-potty before, but I've never had one of them jump back out.

Hilarious!.

Oh dear... lol

Ugh...boo-effing-hoo, your kid got some scraped knees and a bruise or two? Waaahhhh!!!! It has been said before, but people will sue for anything. It is disgusting. Even more disgusting than the sh** demons left in the port-o-potties.

It's almost a year to the date that this happened.....why wait that long to file your claim if the dad claims it was that horrible?

And if they aren't disclosing her age, perhaps the litigant also realizes that the fine print always states that it isn't a recommended activity for children under a specific age...although I'm not sure how much bearing that would have on this case.

In all fairness, the article doesn't really state what happened after the incident. How old WAS this kid? Is she traumatized or permanently scarred? Did she have to have surgeries or deal with infections as a result of the scrapes? I still don't see how this is really Six Flags' problem, but I am wondering if there isn't more to this story that the article just didn't cover.

She will forever be terrified of the potty. She can't go to the bathroom anymore without the painful memories of a demon troll coming after her. She has had trouble peeing in public places, and her big sister even has to stand outside the bathroom door at home when she need to go pee pee. Just walking through the hallway past her bathroom door to get to her bedroom causes her to nerves to overreact. The now sixteen-year-old will need extensive therapy to fix the trauma that she has suffered at the hands of the evil, satanic Six Flags. Doctors have diagnosed her with PTSS, or Potty Troll Surprise Syndrome. She may never be the same again.

Travis, FTW!! Hahahahaha!

F2006 said:

It's almost a year to the date that this happened.....why wait that long to file your claim if the dad claims it was that horrible?

And if they aren't disclosing her age, perhaps the litigant also realizes that the fine print always states that it isn't a recommended activity for children under a specific age...although I'm not sure how much bearing that would have on this case.

I think Da da da and ma ma ma forgot all about it and now it all came back to them because Fright Fest is right around the corner. Dadada is probably too lazy to get a real job so he sues everyone. Coward.

LostKause said:

She will forever be terrified of the potty. She can't go to the bathroom anymore without the painful memories of a demon troll coming after her. She has had trouble peeing in public places, and her big sister even has to stand outside the bathroom door at home when she need to go pee pee. Just walking through the hallway past her bathroom door to get to her bedroom causes her to nerves to overreact. The now sixteen-year-old will need extensive therapy to fix the trauma that she has suffered at the hands of the evil, satanic Six Flags. Doctors have diagnosed her with PTSS, or Potty Troll Surprise Syndrome. She may never be the same again.

LMAO!!! Fantastic!