A family of 5 were arrested for fighting with police after security denies them entrance to the park for carrying knives.
What a delightful looking family.
The woman/girl looks like an extra from the classic Twilight Zone episode, "Eye Of The Beholder."
The amusement park rises bold and stark..kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
There's nothing I like better than redneck antics. (from a distance). When I saw the photos I wondered which one was the mom. Then, upon reading the article, come to find out she wasn't involved directly, but was over there attempting diversions by faking a seizure! You know, you can't make this stuff up. I don't think I've laughed so hard all week.
Seems even in New England no self respectin' gentleman goes anywheres without his huntin' knife.
I was gonna make a knife joke, but I decided I wasn't gonna take a stab at it.
Sounds like a family full of mall ninjas*.
*Story found here: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
I read every bit of that. Oh. My. God.
That right there is one special kind of stupid.
This won't ever happen in FL - someone would feel threatened, and stand their ground. Never bring a knife to a gun-battle-in-waiting.
When you know you're going down, fake a seizure.
That's what she said....
Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."
I'm feeling pretty good about my family right about now.
Was this Theme Park Maniacs?
Truth is always stranger than fiction. I don't know whether to laugh or roll my eyes.
A fake seizure? Seriously? Ugh.
-TinaLast edited by coasterqueenTRN, Saturday, June 21, 2014 12:13 PM
I'll bet $20 that at sometime during the dispute one of them said "Hey!!...This is AH-MER-i-CAH!!" - the universal chant of ignorance.
What..Last edited by Rickrollercoaster, Saturday, June 28, 2014 2:51 AM
OK....So I have to ask....If those were hunting knives, what on Earth would they be hunting in an amusement park? The occasional squirrel or rabbits that happen to traverse the park grounds ? Or were they hoping to get lucky and stab a pigeon or a sparrow and bring it home for supper ? Just when I think Ive heard it all....
If those were hunting knives, what on Earth would they be hunting in an amusement park?
Trying to take their knives into the park.... I guess in case they see an opossum or a raccoon or maybe a squirrel run by... The park has a 'No outside food' policy. Them rednecks figured if they caught lunch inside the park, it was not outside food!!
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