Dummy hand grenades found at Downtown Disney

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A Walt Disney World janitor found three hand grenades at Downtown Disney Wednesday, the Orange County Sheriff's Office said. Investigators said the hollowed-out grenades posed no danger. They were found in a parking lot in an area open only to employees about 7:30 p.m., authorities said.

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Outrage! Dummy hand grenades should be banned!

No. Dumb people should be banned.

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Clearly, if there had been security guards with their own dummy hand grenades, this never would have happened.

We can't go around arming everyone with dummy hand grenades. Society would become like the Old West again where people were always pretending to blow each other up at the drop of a hat.

Stop infringing on my right to bear dummy hand grenades.

"The only thing that stops someone with a dummy hand grenade is someone with a real hand grenade."

I believe you're referring to a 'good guy' with a dummy hand grenade... or is that a "dummy" with a good hand grenade?

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Saw this on the real news two days ago, surprised it took the roller coaster news so long to report it....

You can have my dummy hand grenade when you pry it from my cold mannequin hands...

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