Dollywood announces River Rush for Splash Country

I find it refreshing that a park just announces their new for next year attraction, rather than just playing a clues game (hershey park), or a leak to a low publication paper (cedar point).

Water coasters are just about the only water attraction I have any interest in. I wish somewhere around here would get one.

I love how it has 4 drops. They could have skimped and only had two or three, but this one has FOUR drops. That's awesome!

Sucks it doesn't have five.

Sucks I don't have flash player and can't see it.

Sucks it will be so low capacity.

Sucks you can't sleep overnight in the raft.

Sucks you can't use Dolly Parton as the raft.

How did they get Mr. Trololo to pose for the concept drawing?! I knew that dude was hardcore.

~Rob

Sucks that HeyIsntThatBob ruined that

Sucks that Michigan's Adventure isn't getting one.

If Michigan's Adventure needed one, they'd already have one. And, they'd place it Mid-Timbers, I'm sure.

Sucks there isn't a state fair board to micromanage the project...

Sucks it can't drown the bedbugs.

Sucks that it won't cost $22.

sirloindude said:

Sucks that Michigan's Adventure isn't getting one.

Why can't we have a best post of the week contest? That's hilarious.

Sucks when people break the chain. ;)

Oops.

Sucks when you are the one who breaks the chain.

Sucks that I just started reading this thread and all of the good jokes are already taken and all I have left is this

Edited to comb Chris' hair.