Disney/Universal Trip Report (7/10-7/20)... One Sentence Reviews

So, you don't want to read full paragraphs, I don't want to write them, so lets meet in the middle, ok? Major attractions, parks, etc, will be reviewed/commented by me in one sentence. Now this will be fun...

Magic Kingdom- Needs a new major E ticket to distribute guests better.

Monster's Inc Laugh Floor- Much much better than what you think it would be.

Space Mountain- Fun but needs lots of work.

Big Thunder- Needs to be cleaned more.

Splash Mountain- New logs means no yucky seats/handles!

Pirates- Depp addition adds a clearer story line.

Epcot- Bye bye wand!

Soarin'- Waits are ridiculous!

Test Track- Lines are finally going down, but not much.

Mission Space- Lines are artificially long for Orange team due to them splitting the ride system in half and adding Green team.

Wonders of Life- Eyesore.

Innoventions- Segways are *really* fun.

The Seas- Neat but lacks something unified.

World Showcase- Finally has cool t-shirts, though none in my size (medium), one big regret.

Disney Studios- Shell of it's former self.

ToT- Short to no lines!

RnR- Lines were horrible, but single rider lines make it manageable.

Animal Kingdom- Gem in the rough at Disney, beautiful.

Everest- Best coaster on property.

Nemo- Best show on property.

Dinosaur- Best dark ride on property.

Kilomanjaro Safari- New spiel removes "Tommies!" reference, boo!

Universal- Get rid of all the advertising and scale back tacky CityWalk to really challenge Disney.

Mummy- Great ride, but what is with that ending?

Blue Man- Go see now.

Yacht Club Resort- Great pool and very nice rooms.

Old Key West- Hard beds, but very large rooms.

Style - needs more description and details!

Ha, I actually kinda liked that. Its been far too long since ive been to Disney/Universal. Disney was 1999, Universal was 2002.

Great idea for a TR. I'm going to steal your "One Sentence Reviews" idea for my next TR, if it's okay with you.

You only went on one ride at Universal??