Did CP's Wildcat Never Open This Season?

Why does Dorney always get the used coasters? I want that used coaster to go to Michigan's Adventure! WAaaaaa!

If Michigan's Adventure really needed a used Schwartzkopf, they'd have built it mid-Timbers already.

I think that Sandusky Register article, may have gotten an Onion makeover. I mean c'mon the guys name that was upset was named Sil K. Jacket.

No way. Totally real.

Face, this is palm. Now kiss.

Hey, Raven..I've been seeing your sig forever, but I never knew who LeRoi Moore was. I found out this morning in Rolling Stone. I also found out in the same magazine that Neil Young recorded Hey Hey My My (Into The Black) with Devo in 1978..but that's a whole 'nother kettle of fish.