crazy park employee stories
What you do is that everyone on your crew picks another member of the crew, and sets that person up with another employee from a different crew of his/her desired gender, and you have a big party together. Results can vary on this. The person you set up can be REALLY happy about his/her date or you can totally SCREW the person and set him/her up with a disgusting lout.
Hence, the name.
Stories...stories. 3 seasons give you some stories. I don't even know where to begin...so I won't.
-Natalie
Who is absolutely innocent of any of the events described here by other (LESS INNOCENT) former Cedar Point employees.
Mmmmhmmmmm, suuuuuure you're innocent Nat. We belive you. ;)
Unfortunately my work place stories are limited to Petsmart and McDonald's. I can say that I have seen a few strange things happen before while wandering around amusement parks concerning the employees....
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Ready to spring into a new coaster season! :)
At VF, there was a "temp" (temparary employee) who took a crap in the dock box at Scrabbler. I guess he really had to go. I'm glad didn't have to clean it up.
There was also the kid who pissed off the bridge on the wave. had to go and talk to him.
Welcome to Coasterbuzz WKTSWAY, I was told about the kid taking a leak off the Wave bridge as well.
However, I don't think anything beats last year when that stuffed dog got crushed and there was foam all over the pool. I'm sure cleaning that stuff out of the pool made for a good time, just glad I didn't have to do it.
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Excalibur Crew for 2002!
Disney was wild. In fact, just before I went on the College Program (early 90's), Penthouse did a story on the 10 best colleges to get, ahem, physical. Vista Way, the WDW college program housing area, was the only non-college to make the grade.
My personal research found that to be true.
A friend of mine got demoted from ride supevisor and his line employee fired for allowing a guest to ride the carolina cyclone at carowinds with his giant NOID stuffed animal(old dominoes pizza mascot) sitting beside him The area supervisor was standing under the corkscrew, looked up and saw the Noid looping over his head
AVOID THE NOID
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JOHN
I work at dorney park and am haveing trouble decideing which stories to share...one day while i was working in the tower of thundercreek mountain i saw two people who decided the ride was the perfect place to have sex, after a good laugh i started to talk to them over the pa....nothing could stop thse 2 from doing what they were doing
While working at the whip i wastched a person fall out of the monster...there were painter operating the ride becasue of staffing probs. and they didnt check the cars properly.
Last year while wworking at the indy cars i saw a naked crack head get chased down by security.
My first seaaon at dorney i was working in totspot...while operating a ride a height stick fell over and hit a small child...her drunk father then took it upon himself to pull a gun on me and threaten me for hitting his child.
i could keep going on but the stories just get more distubing
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AirtimeSROS said:
What you do is that everyone on your crew picks another member of the crew, and sets that person up with another employee from a different crew of his/her desired gender, and you have a big party together. Results
His/her desired gender. *giggle* I love it. So does the CP staff really blow the 10% out of the water or what? :)
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Men are like parking spaces... the good ones are all taken and the rest are handicapped or too far away.
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TiggerMan said:
So does the CP staff really blow the 10% out of the water or what?
Yes, so I've heard...
:)
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If the shoe fits, find another one.
john13601 said:
" A friend of mine got demoted from ride supevisor and his line employee fired for allowing a guest to ride the carolina cyclone at carowinds with his giant NOID stuffed animal(old dominoes pizza mascot) sitting beside him
My buddy actually did that with a Noid that he won, back in the day. We were on Rolling Thunder, the old bobsled coaster at SFGAm.
I don't think anyone got in trouble over that, 'cause we sure didn't.
Later,
EV
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"Just remember, wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Banzai
I had some folks light up some pot on the old ferris wheel at Geauga Lake. The security office was just across the midway so I kept the ride running while another employee kept an eye on things and went over to get the cops.
As I was bringing the ride to the stop they guys were like, "hey man, thanks for giving us the extra time." The cops said, "Your welcome" and escorted them to a waiting police car.
Well, I could tell a lot of stories from PKI. But I'll only go with a couple.
One time I found a pot bowl (used) on Express. I called security, and the head of security for the entire park came down to retrieve it. Wonder what he did with it...
A frequent occurance was when people would stumble over to Tower from the beer garden and hit on my female coworkers. Being a gentleman, I would switch positions with her and talk to the drunks for a while. They would leave soon after, but it was great talking with them.
And then of course there were the parties after work - but the details of those are best left unsaid.
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Ohio - Coaster capital of the world
Another time a rider left his dinner on the loading platform, to keep our sanity about cleaning it up our team leader said "where do they serve hot dogs and rice in the park? Doesnt that look like hot dogs and rice?" Despite our total disgust we finally did figure out it was actually shredded chicken-not hot dog :)
Man I miss working there!!!
Not the puke or blood patrol clean up mind you but everything else!!!!
Jo
2000 Raptor Crew
Gemini 100 "Survivor"
Next VP of GOCC?
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Cowboys dig cowgirls in trucks
Cowgirls dig cowboys in Wranglers! ;)
hmm....guess the few stories i have deal with water rides and nudity at VF
there was that time that a girl somehow managed to "pop out" of her shirt at the wave...(seems to happen a lot at shoot-the-chute rides).
and there was the time that a guy had taken off his pants to dry by the carousel after going on the wave...
oh yeah and there was that ride operator that came by after work and managed to take off her pants during her ride on the wave. for her sake, she had a skirt on underneath...but velvet skirt. odd choice.
Here's the story I told in another thread:
Junior coasters like Poison Ivy, Cobra, and Iron Dragon(:)) are fine by me. With kiddie coasters though, we're usually to big to fit in then or they won't let us ride. Superman:Kid of Steel, don't waste your time talking with Great Chase's ride operator. The one that usually runs it is so picky about who can ride it. Most of the time it's not even running because she be talkin' with ha boya frienn on ha cellllllll phone. Shoot, a girl who can't push a button in an operating booth shouldn't even have a job. I've seen her let the train run the circuit three or four times while she's busy flirtin'. She'd probably could have a real boyfriend if she wasn't busy running her mouth with every guys in the park. If any of you guys are over 16, then stay away from the South End of Six Flags New England and if your that desperate to ride Cyclone and Flashback then sneak around the Taco bar are something so she doesn't see you. Last season she tried to hit on my cousin.
a few years ago when i was walking around Valleyfair... i think i was going on break or somthing... and it was a pretty busy day... and me and one of my friends that was workin that day too was walking with the flow of people... small amount of people walking the opposite way and we saw this one 14-15 y/o kid running twords us... almost full force... dodging people left and right... when he got to us we were gonna tell him to slow the hell down cause he was gonna get hurt or hurt someone else... well he got about 15 feet in front of us... he dodged a person to the outside of everyone... now he was comming right at us... he tripped over his foot and "superman"ed it into a huge garden of tall red flowers... he dissapeared into the flowers and a big plume of flower pedals flew up and everywhere...
it was hillarioussss... ;P
Not an employee but an employee gave us the idea.
He told us how he walked around the park and when he came to someone unsuspecting, u'd turn around and freak out and scare them. So we tried it on some people, worked real well on some old people. Then the old people came up right behind us and did it to us! We really didn't suspect it but it was hilarious, many people weren't really expecting it, sorry if it sounds mean, but god it's funny!
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I need tacos, I need them or I will explode! I do that sometimes. --Gir from Invader Zim
Well, I've never worked at a theme park but I can tell you that when I was at SFMW in Vallejo, we were wiating in line for Boomerang when this kids who obviously had to go to the restroom, hopped the fence, dropped his pants, and took a leak right underneath the tracks. It was funny because a ride-op saw him but he turned away to tell him partner to call security and as he did so, the kid hopped back in line while his family circled around him so he wouldn't be seen. That gave my friends and I a GREAT laugh!!
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