Confessions of a Disney Cast Member

I thought this article would be the typical dreck, but there's some funny stuff in here.

http://www.bing.com/travel/content/search?q=Confessions+of+a+Disney...>1=41000

"One night, while most parkgoers were watching the fireworks display, a couple strolled over to Pirates of the Caribbean, where I was working. They not only had a boat to themselves, but empty boats all around them. The real fireworks display, it turned out, was visible on the security cameras to all of us working that night. Let's just say the show the couple put on wasn't exactly G-rated."

I love the one about the pregnant woman. I'd be so afraid of that, too.

I'm sure he has more stories that aren't family friendly.

I know I've got a few from my season of working at CP.

^Heck yeah! I was at CP from 91-93, and all kindsa fun, scary and strange things happened. I'd like to write a memoir about it some day...

That's funny, but it's really the "lite" verson of some of the weirder stuff that happens for Cast Members or any theme park employee. I thought I'd seen it all working a couple of Grad Nights at WDW - until I worked at Baptist Youth Day at Six Flags.

Yes, the stories us former park slaves could tell...

What's the difference between park guest and a pirannah feeding frenzy? Easy. The pirannahs know when to stop.

If you haven't ever seen it, StupidGuestTricks.com is worth a look every now and then. Mostly Disney CMs, and not always family-friendly. But *funny*.