College Humor: New Six Flags Coasters

I just read this article on college humor about new rides that Six Flags is planning on building. I found it to be kind of funny and thought some of you guys may appreciate it.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735877

my humor has been known to tilt from sick and twisted to something real dry, but those just weren't very funny or original.

Meh. It's certainly no ARN&R.

Wow. Is that the best they can do?

Don't hate. That guy did have a few good ones.

I liked the coaster to the sun.

The Icarus Coaster: This roller coaster climbs straight towards the Sun, where it then stops and begins to melt. The rest is up to the riders. Myth-tastic!

That was horrible... not funny in the least. If they're going to make these fantasy/fake coasters, the least they could do is what SomethingAwful does... photoshop existing coasters to at least visually supply the humor.

Anybody can make up some ridiculous description of a phony coaster-name.

The only one that I found remotely funny was the Superman 3 Ride, for its truths.

Well, there's 3-4 minutes of my life I'll never get back again!