College Humor: New Six Flags Coasters

I just read this article on college humor about new rides that Six Flags is planning on building. I found it to be kind of funny and thought some of you guys may appreciate it.

my humor has been known to tilt from sick and twisted to something real dry, but those just weren't very funny or original.
bobthecoasterguy's avatar
Meh. It's certainly no ARN&R.


Wow. Is that the best they can do?
Don't hate. That guy did have a few good ones.

I liked the coaster to the sun.

The Icarus Coaster: This roller coaster climbs straight towards the Sun, where it then stops and begins to melt. The rest is up to the riders. Myth-tastic!

-Why is Wicked Twister closed?
~Biting Flies.
-Biting Flies...

DawgByte II's avatar
That was horrible... not funny in the least. If they're going to make these fantasy/fake coasters, the least they could do is what SomethingAwful does... photoshop existing coasters to at least visually supply the humor.

Anybody can make up some ridiculous description of a phony coaster-name.

Rctycoon2k's avatar
The only one that I found remotely funny was the Superman 3 Ride, for its truths.

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Founder, Lead Developer
Epic Web Studios, LLC

Well, there's 3-4 minutes of my life I'll never get back again!

Now officially a Halloween Haunt Cornstalker for Fall '08!

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