College Humor: New Six Flags Coasters

Friday, July 13, 2007 9:59 PM
I just read this article on college humor about new rides that Six Flags is planning on building. I found it to be kind of funny and thought some of you guys may appreciate it.

Friday, July 13, 2007 11:01 PM
my humor has been known to tilt from sick and twisted to something real dry, but those just weren't very funny or original.
Friday, July 13, 2007 11:56 PM
bobthecoasterguy's avatar Meh. It's certainly no ARN&R.


Saturday, July 14, 2007 12:20 AM
Wow. Is that the best they can do?
Saturday, July 14, 2007 12:47 AM
Don't hate. That guy did have a few good ones.

I liked the coaster to the sun.

The Icarus Coaster: This roller coaster climbs straight towards the Sun, where it then stops and begins to melt. The rest is up to the riders. Myth-tastic!

-Why is Wicked Twister closed?
~Biting Flies.
-Biting Flies...

Saturday, July 14, 2007 7:38 AM
DawgByte II's avatar That was horrible... not funny in the least. If they're going to make these fantasy/fake coasters, the least they could do is what SomethingAwful does... photoshop existing coasters to at least visually supply the humor.

Anybody can make up some ridiculous description of a phony coaster-name.

Saturday, July 14, 2007 11:33 AM
Rctycoon2k's avatar The only one that I found remotely funny was the Superman 3 Ride, for its truths.

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Saturday, July 14, 2007 12:29 PM
Well, there's 3-4 minutes of my life I'll never get back again!
Now officially a Halloween Haunt Cornstalker for Fall '08!

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