Or, "the day we should've skipped the sidetrip and stayed at Hershey"
A group of us knew that after 3 days at Hershey, we'd be ready for something more exciting. We planned several sidetrips during the con -- Six Flags America on Tuesday after the morning Hershey ERT, getting back to Hershey in time for the evening ERT, and then Six Flags Great Adventure on Friday after the morning ERT at Dorney.
So Tuesday morning after the ERT, we headed out for SFA. The drive down was fairly quick (~2 hours) and uneventful.
We arrived at the park around 11:30am, and noticed that it seemed fairly uncrowded. Encouraged, we went in with our season passes (2 from SFWoA, 1 from SFGAdv, and 1 from SFKK :) ), picked up FastLane tickets for S:ROS at 12:50pm and Two Face at 5:15pm. Then we headed back to S:ROS for our first ride of the day.
We were off to a good start. Then the trip went to hell.
Based on last year's experiences at SFA, I knew to bring a glasses strap, as they do NOT allow glasses on S:ROS or Two Face without them. I wasn't sure if we'd get on Batwing (which was closed when we got there), but I knew from X-Flight at SFWoA to not bring a fanny pack, and I figured the glasses strap would be required there as well.
What we DIDN'T expect was to be told "no fanny packs" on
S:ROS!
Superman: Ride of Steel (1 lap) -- This is where the problems began. 15 minute wait for Superman, and we were ON the ride, buckled in, before a ride op thought to tell Adam that he couldn't wear his fanny pack and he'd have to remove it. No ops warning people ahead of time, no signs, and no lockers anywhere near the ride. And this is a policy switch from last time we'd been there, when fanny packs were no problem.
Yet the ops weren't warning people about loose items in pockets. This is plain STUPID. A fanny pack doesn't interfere with the restraints ("for your safety..."), nor is it going to fly out and hit others mid-ride ("for the safety of others..."), yet they're not allowed. They told Adam he'd HAVE to leave it at the station. Now, he has a small DV video camera in there. He was NOT about to leave it during 2 train operation. The pack was small enough that the ops could have stapled him if they wanted to, yet they wouldn't let him ride with it.
So he chose to get off, and go to Guest Relations. He commented to them that the policy wasn't posted anywhere, and isn't printed in the map/guide you get. They told him "That's policy, but we can't print every policy we have in the guide or it'd be a book..." No acknowledgement that the policy was new and not posted ANYWHERE, nor an acknowledgement that being told BEFORE we were on the ride would have been good. The fanny pack Adam was wearing was even a Six Flags pack, ironically enough.
And to add insult to injury, as the train Adam would have been on was dispatched, we spotted a rider wearing sunglasses without a strap. At least be consistent...
This set the tone for the day. We were all very annoyed. I can understand a park wanting to be safe, but policies like this don't make sense. "No glasses without a strap" is bad enough, because I find that frequently straps make it MORE likely you'll lose your glasses (properly fitting glasses don't move, but the strap can HINDER "proper fit"), but "no fanny packs" on a ride like S:ROS was just totally pointless. Guess they'd rather have keys flying around than being securely stowed...
After our one lap on S:ROS (which continues to be a good ride, in spite of asinine policy), we grabbed a quick lunch while Adam went to Guest Relations. We ended up missing our 12:50 FastLane timeslot, but we didn't care. To be fair, the food area we ate at (a sitdown indoor place vaguely by Two Face is all I remember) was clean and uncrowded. An older stafflady was even wiping down tables, and warned me that the one I was going to might still be wet. If only all the employees at this park were that friendly and attentive...
Wild One (2 laps) -- After the Superman debacle, we decided to hit the woodies. Wild One was a short line, but the ops were slow as anything. Still, it's a good little woodie, and we got two laps.
Typhoon (1 lap) -- On the way to Roar we decided to hit this, as Adam (at least) hadn't ridden it and it was pretty warm out. The line was short, but again slow operations made for a wait, in this case about 45 minutes. I like this flume, and I'm surprised they haven't sprung up anywhere else.
Roar (1 lap) -- The line was short, and there wasn't much of a wait. This was my first GCI (last year), and now having ridden Lightning Racer and Wildcat, I think Roar compares pretty well.
We probably should have stuck with this for multiple rides, but while getting off we noticed that...
Batwing (1 lap) -- This ride had actually opened. We booked over to that queue. Which was already full. Since we were in a completist mood, we decided to get in line.
2 hours and 15 minutes, and
2 breakdowns later, Tim Melago and I had stuck it out through the line ("we've waited this long, we're GETTING this credit!") and got on Batwing in the 2nd to last row. Batwing seems more intense and smoother than X-Flight (which I rode 8 times during the commercial shoot), and gave a good ride, but it wasn't worth that wait (which was admittedly our choice -- I tend to something dumb like that once a year or so ;) ) Single train operation and breakdowns on that train are not a good combo... Still, add special bonus credit #2 of the Con Week to my track record ;)
After Tim and I got off Batwing, we met up with Adam and Lee, who had headed off to Superman. Only to discover that they'd only gotten 2 laps on Superman the entire time we were in the Batwing line! This with no obvious visible line for Superman! The crew was working at a snails' pace. Ugh.
By now it was time for our FastLane ride on
Two Face (1 lap) -- We got over there to find an empty line, so we ditched the FastLane tickets and hopped on. I'd forgotten to put my glasses strap back on, and the op tried to tell me to take my glasses off. I looked at him and said in a slow deliberate voice "They're...
NOT...coming...off..." Amazingly enough, he backed down. I actually felt a bit bad in retrospect, as he was just trying to enforce a park policy (even if one I don't agree with), but we'd had enough. Two Face is a standard Invertigo -- not nearly as bad as some of Vekoma's other abominations, but not the ultimate thrill ride either.
Souviners: None. I wasn't giving this park any more of my money than was absolutely necessary.
By this point we were tired, hot, and still feeling a bit frustrated, and we wanted to be back at Hershey in time for evening ERT, so we called it a day. We stopped for dinner at a nearby Chili's, which was a much more enjoyable experience than the park itself had been, then headed back to Hershey for a Hershey Park Happy (tm) time. The contrast between Hershey and SFA was AMAZING, to say the least.
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--Greg
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*** This post was edited by GregLeg on 6/26/2001. ***