I'm pretty sure both Phrease and the girl are former co-workers of Jeff's, though I obviously could be wrong. (How's it feel to have other people talking about your life? Just trying to get quick responses to the buzzers, that's all. :))
The horizontal stripes thing is right. I haven't worn a shirt with those since second grade. T-shirts, in general, aren't that great for covering one's girth. Layers seem to work pretty well for that. (A friend of mine often wears three or four layers of shirts. He gets ripped on for it, but after seeing him in just a loose-fitting t-shirt, I see why he does it.)
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Matt Lynch
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