I once knew a ghool from Sanduski
whos name was Count Draco-Uluski
His ticket's all day
but to his dismay
He could only go after dusky
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"If you can't do it, don't even knock it" COINMONSTER
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There once was a coaster in Nantucket....
Ooops.. can't post that poem on here. LOL
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Pearl Jam + Roller Coasters = Heaven on Earth. :)
"Roller Coaster Rider"
i love roller coasters. the
s
p
u and
d
o
w
n
s
are sensational. love the
AIRTIME.
riding roller coasters makes me feel like i'm
FLYING. FREE.
it is a great way to relieve stress when you've had a bad day. just get on and
S C R E A M ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
c. Karla Dorman 2002
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Good Times!! Good Times!!
-Patrick
Again Deja Vu is sittin' broken
The lift cart is once again smoking.
The brakes fired too fast,
and the ride did not last,
and the ride ops yelled "Not again, you're joking!"
My headache is slowly growing
cuz the beatings kept on going
I got on an arrow looper,
now my brain's in the pooper,
and seven loops have made up my lunch throwing.
Flat rides spin you all around
when you get off, you can't feel steady ground
Your head's a mess
and you wish you rode less
and your temples are beginning to pound.
Thanks, you can buy my new book in stores starting december of 2006, entitled "Limericks for Lovers (Coaster lovers, that is)"
Honestly, this stuff is all off the top of my head. ©2002 V² Fiend
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Welcome to Six Flags Great America, home of the fastlane and delay-ja vu! We have now officially been deemed the world-wide wait!
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(sung to the tune of Metallica's "One")
Now that the Corn is done with me
I'm climbing off, I have to pee.
I quickly spot a nearbye tree,
didn't want to get off that train now.
Getting back on I can not feel,
the lapbar as I kneel.
going up the first hill,
then it starts to rain now.
I hold my breath as I ride Express.
Oh please crow save me.
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http://sixflagsthrills.tripod.com/sixflagsthrills visit for some great thrills!
"enough is enough"-?
I have a bunch of poetry, trying to get it on my site, should be up by 4:30 today, http://www.geocities.com/coaster_m_and_m_18/
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Coaster M and M
Ride On!
Here's a haiku:
Coasterbuzz is down
What will I do at work now
Maybe look at porn
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Proud CB club member
Here's one that I thought up while cutting the grass:
"The Shortcut That Wasn't"
In June of '01, at a particular spot,
Mr. Rehm and I found a shorcut that was not.
Iron Wolf was going to be ridden by some,
But we thought we'd catch a show at the Pictorium.
On the Scenic Railway we were going to hop,
But at the other station it was not going to stop.
We would head through Southwest Territory, but
Then we saw what seemed a shortcut.
We would make that show, we just knew,
But we wound up dead-ended near Deja Vu.
Needless to say, that mistake sealed our fate,
And we arrived at the Pictorium too late.
But we had not wasted our bodily power;
We rode the go-karts and the Sky Trek Tower.
The bridge is back now, but I'll for some time remember
How that wall our journey hopeless did render.
On that day in June, at that particular spot,
When Mr. Rehm and I found the shortcut that was not.
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"What am I doing?"
"OoooohwhAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Here's an acronym (notice bolded letters) poem I wrote for English 10:
Roller Coaster
Riding time is finally here
Off to the ride, it's very near
Loops and twirls, very intense
Looking toward it, fear I sense
Entering the huge ride at last
Rolling to the first hill fast
Coming down the first hill now
Onward; going, going down
All I can think about is "wow"
Spinning, turning, loops, and whirls
There we're screaming like little girls
Eventually our ride ceased then
Ride once more; let's go again
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-Eric
LoCoSuMo! originated by Mamoosh.
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