Coaster Parodies

Alright...I've had this song stuck in my head all day. To excersize it, I turned it into a coaster parody. Woo hoo! So feel free to add your own. Perhaps we can get Nasai to record the best one. ;)

Here's "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi

It's all the same, only the parks will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting our pay
Another place where the lap bars are so cold
I'd drive all night just to ride some more

[Chorus:]
I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride
I'll get on it, no matter how high
Get on it, no matter how high

Sometimes I chum a fish, at times it tends to spray
And the chili dogs I eat, go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the lemon chill you drink
And times when you're waiting, the guy next to you stinks

[Chorus]

I walk these queues, a loaded camera on my back
I play skee-ball, 'cause whack-a-mole is whack
I been to all the Six Flags, still I'm standing tall
I've seen a million turnstyles, and I've locked them all

I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride
I'll get on it, no matter how high
I'm a coaster cowboy, I got fright on my side
I'll get on it, no matter how high
Get on it, no matter how high

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bohn Jon Bovi

I like - big - hills and I cannot lie!

The Anaconda don't got none and so it's no fun, hon! You can do sidewinders or corkscrews, but please don't lose those hills!

/pathetic

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A day is a drop of water in the ocean of eternity. A week is seven drops.

THANK you! I needed to get a DIFFERENT song stuck in my head.

I could have only have been replaced by one just as cheesy. Thank you thank you thank you!

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bon Jon Bovi

Someone has too much time on their hands. Just kidding! ;) I like that, very creative!

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YOUNGSTOWN 2010

Janfrederick continues his steady descent into madness.

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Is that a Q-bot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Madness? Someone say Madness?? "Queue house...in the middle of our park...." ;)

Yas, if you only knew how boring my current project is...but still better than feeding the ducks for free.

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bon Jon Bovi

"The New and Improved Version of "Addicted"
Original Version By Simple Plan
Parody Created By JDee

G-Rated Version!

“Addicted”

I heard you're broken again
But I want you to know
I'm addict
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you aren’t working for me
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to give you lovin’ but your hydraulics gave away.

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now you’re broken
Can't forget what they said

And I don’t know when I’ll ride you again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

Since the day I met you
And after all the lines went through
I'm still addict
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd wait a thousand hours to ride you
Do you think I deserve this?

I tried asking God to fix you
I prayed all that I could
Just to ride you
But you broke anyways

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want air and I need speed
I'm addicted to you
Now you’re broken
Can't believe what they said
And I don’t know when I’ll ride you again
Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

How long will I be waiting?
Until its closing time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't get out of this line

I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want top and I need thrill
I'm addicted to you
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now you’re broken
Can't forget what CP said
And I don’t know when I’ll ride you again
Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker
I'm addicted to you

Dragster

I'm addicted to you

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-Jen (JDee)
*** This post was edited by JDee 6/30/2003 8:23:19 PM ***
*** This post was edited by JDee 6/30/2003 8:25:04 PM ***

LOLO How do you always come up with these Jen?

You are now the Weird Al of the Coaster and NASCAR world.

Awesome :)
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UnfrigginbelievablyIncredible

Speaking of Weird Al, this coaster-related verse comes from "A Complicated Song", a parody of Avril Lavigne's "Complicated":

***WARNING: Though recorded months earlier, the lyrics do bear resemblance to a recent coaster tragedy. If you think that this may bother you in any way, skip on to the next post***

“I had so much on my mind; I thought maybe I’d unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride, and the guide
Said not to stand, but that’s a demand
That I couldn’t meet, I got on my feet
And stood up instead, and knocked off my head, you see.

Tell me,
Why’d I have to go and get myself decapitated? This really is a
Major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it! Such a drag now….
Can’t eat, I can’t breathe, I can’t snore
I can’t belch or yodel anymore, can’t
Spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated…”

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I regret to inform you that Top Thrill Signature is not currently in operation due to mechanical problems.

Heh, Weird Al is great.
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"Oh no!" "Oh no!"
(Kool-Aid Guy)"Oh yeeeaah"

Speaking of WeirdAl, he is doing auctions of CD's and VIP concert packages, uncluding a deluxe VIP Package for his concert at PGA in Sept. all proceeds go to the Elizabeth Glazer Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

The PGA Deluxe VIP trip is sweet...4 round trip airfares, 3 nights hotel (up to four rooms), four passes to PGA with VIP ride access for two days, UNLIMITED free meals at ANY stand or restaurant in the park for both days, four $50 certificates for Paramount merch., four VIP tickets to the concert at PGA, four backstage passes, Ride with WeirdAl on the ride of your choice, Professional photographer to take pictures of your ride with Al and your guests, as well as backstage at the show, and the complete Weird Al catalog, including four autographed copies of his new CD!

I wish I had the money to bid on this...

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--George H
---Currency tracking experiment... http://www.wheresgeorge.com (Referring to The "George" on the $1 bill - Not Me)

Wow...now that's be cool!

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bon Jon Bovi

"Cuz there ain't no cure for the sumertime trolls..." ;)

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bon Jon Bovi

janfrederick said:
Alright...I've had this song stuck in my head all day. To excersize it, I turned it into a coaster parody. Woo hoo! So feel free to add your own. Perhaps we can get Nasai to record the best one. ;)
Here's "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
It's all the same, only the parks will change
Everyday it seems we're wasting our pay
Another place where the lap bars are so cold
I'd drive all night just to ride some more
[Chorus:]
I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride
I'll get on it, no matter how high
Get on it, no matter how high
Sometimes I chum a fish, at times it tends to spray
And the chili dogs I eat, go their separate ways
Sometimes you tell the day
By the lemon chill you drink
And times when you're waiting, the guy next to you stinks
[Chorus]
I walk these queues, a loaded camera on my back
I play skee-ball, 'cause whack-a-mole is whack
I been to all the Six Flags, still I'm standing tall
I've seen a million turnstyles, and I've locked them all
I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride
I'll get on it, no matter how high
I'm a coaster cowboy, I got fright on my side
I'll get on it, no matter how high
Get on it, no matter how high
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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bohn Jon Bovi

How about I'm on it, no matter how high instead of I'll get on it. Since, it goes Wanted just one word and it does sound better if you listen to it. Coaster cowboy doesn't fit either cause its to long. Just a sugestion.

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Ryan

Absolutely, the syllables match better. ;)

I guess I didn't try as hard after settling on "coaster cowboy" instead of something with two syllables.

Should probably say "on steel rails I ride" since it is more correct technically...

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"I'm a coaster cowboy, on a steel rail I ride..." - Bon Jon Bovi

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