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Pagoda Gift Shop's avatar
This pretty much hits the nail on the head if you ask me.

A Cedar Point Story.

Part 1:

Part 2:

Most of the really good stuff is in part 2. I'm surprised he didn't whip out his ACE card. It made me laugh. It made me cry.

CoasterDiscern's avatar
She wasn't tired of ridding coasters anymore, she was tired of him. That was the longest explanation of a scared friend ridding Millie I have ever heard in my life. "If" he had of pulled out an an ACE card, I would have fell out of my chair with out a doubt. WOW!

Ask not what you can do for a coaster, but what a coaster can do for you.
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That is absolutely hilarious! Sad, but hilarious!


Sorry I got 2 1/2 min into it and I was ready to shoot mysef in the face. I cant listen to him anymore.

The Only Thing Worst Then Dieing, Is Living And Having Nothing Worth Dieing For.
How many times does he say "Millenium Force"?
matt.'s avatar
I'm calling shenanigans, this is clearly a viral marketing scheme created by SFMM's marketing team.
He isn't an enthusiasts; He's a loser that was at Cedar Point in 2001. "Racing Horses"?.. please.
At least he doesn't give the coasters name like "Maggie" or "Millie". That always scares me a little bit. Sounds like they start thinking the rides are people or that the ride is a friend :) *** Edited 7/27/2007 2:24:18 PM UTC by Peabody***

Real Cbuzz quote of the day - "The classes i take in collage are so mor adcanced then u could imagen. Dont talk about my emglihs" - Adamforce
Well, the video was under the category of "comedy," although I have to admit that I didn't find anything funny in it.

For a guy who claims to be such a hardcore Cedar Point enthusiast, he calls Cedar Downs "The Racing Horses"? I'd give that guy about two-minutes before either I'd have to walk away or drop him off on the side of the road:)

He mentions there were two females with him. I'd like to see them and watch their side of the story. I think that's where the real comedy would come in.

First off someone owes me 9 minutes of my life back after watching that. Second of all this kid has a MF problem, he needs to lay off just a bit.

And by the way some enthusiast this kid is, MF was definitly not the tallest and fastest in July 01' , it only held that title for what 3 or 4 months in 2000.

Jeff's avatar
I just don't buy that he was there with a girl. Although, since she wasn't sitting with him, perhaps it was just someone he was behind in line.

That was the saddest thing I've ever seen, but I couldn't look away. :)

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If he is a card carrying member (which I highly doubt) and I see him at ANY ACE event...someone will have a missing persons issue on their hands.

This guy is a wannabe douche! Do not let this bad apple give you any more reasons to hate the group.

What is that web site at the end?

The idiot put white text over his white shirt.

If this is right, flame the hell out of him.

Thanks for another great season, VF!

He is about as laugable as a paul reuben segment on any show. Video cameras and taking them on the rides hes heading for another video, of how i got sent out of the park for being a moron.

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can I have my 8 minutes back PLEASE?

Sorry guys, I couldn't get through the first 20 seconds of that train wreck.

No thanks! ;)

I couldn't finish it. The guy's unique, to say the least. He might be cool in real life, but it's difficult for me to listen to him on YouTube. Having worked on the ride on Halloweekend Fridays, I like to know how he intends to get a video camera on Power Tower.
I can't believe he even found people to go to the park with him. LOL!
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Not to point out the obvious, but Millennium Force was neither the tallest nor the fastest coaster in 2001.

Welcome back, red train, how was your ride?!
I don't know what prompted me to hit the second part, but I did. When it didn't load...I was relieved.

Here's To Shorter Lines & Longer Trip Reports!

What a waste of my time. I give him my vote as the most boring person on planet earth. It was clear she didn't want to ride Cedar Downs with him because she just wanted to get out of there away from him as fast as she could, and I don't blame her.

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