Charmland announces... WindSneaker

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It's official!

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Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

And exactly how long ado did you have that little chestnut ready? :)

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Looks like Charmland is selling out to "da man" like always. It's become so corporate.

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Awesome Facebook page! I "Like"ed it.

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Samyland sucks! They don't have any trees!!!!


I stayed on property at Charmland last year and despite the new attraction, I will never go back there again.

This time it wasn't bedbugs - it was a deer tick and an aggressive earwig.

Here's To Shorter Lines & Longer Trip Reports!

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The problem with earwigs is not so much the physical symptoms. It's the emotional trauma that can last for months...

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I cried uncontrollably that last time I had deer ticks. It was devastating to my sanity, and I was institutionalized for a month. It's not funny! ;)

Staying on property at Charmland sucks. They don't even have running water.

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Don't worry, you can still bathe at the water park. Just stand next to the lake within Shouka's splash zone!

Oh crap, I just remembered they got rid of Shouka when they converted it to Biden Bay. :-\ Shower fail.

Here I thought the WindSneaker was going to be a retheme for Kentucky Kingdom's Flying Dutchman ride for when the park reopens next year. Imagine, you replace the dutch wooden shoes with giant Lousisville Cardinals themed basketball shoes!

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Windsneaker? That's what we call the guy who crop dusts the office after eating a burrito for lunch.

Great. Now the song, "A Mighty Wind" is going through my head.

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