Cedar Point guests experience traffic jams, complain on the Internet

CP traffic jams?

When I experience traffic jams on the Internet, I go to CP and complain....

Lord Gonchar said:
Universal isn't parking people on the grass because they've reached their parking capacity. (and they don't have grass in the parking garage)e prices so no one is standing in them.

However they do park people on the ramps to the parking garages in the travel lanes.

Lord Gonchar said:

Derp.

Really? Is that the best you can do? Your theory brings this to mind.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-06-03/business/os-airport-gas-standoff-20110603_1_suncoast-energys-gas-stations-sun-gas

This is how it ended.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2013-08-29/business/os-airport-gas-wawa-20130828_1_airport-gas-suncoast-energys-larry-nieves

You just keep drifting further and further from anything relevant.

and you continue to offering nothing relevant to counter it, you are turning into Louis Gohmert.

Increase capacity? is that so difficult to get thru to you?

I can't for the life of me understand how gas prices have anything to do with anything.

competition. capacity.

= profit? You're not really making an argument about anything.

There are two choices when you have a successful business. Increase the cost to keep others away. Increase capacity to bring more people in.

Why is this difficult?

CPJ said:

Why is this difficult?

Because you seem to have no idea what you're talking about.

is that so difficult to get thru to you?

Apparently, it is.

...you are turning into Louis Gohmert.

Except I have better hair and a bigger...

...ego. :)

CPJ said:

Increase capacity?

Now I'm confused ! "Was" and "is" the park over capacity, or the park-ING lot, under capacity ??

You can't answer a simple question about how to exit cars from a parking lot faster? Just talk louder. People will think you're more important? I'm sort of an expert on this.

Superstew said:

CPJ said:

Increase capacity?

Now I'm confused ! "Was" and "is" the park over capacity, or the park-ING lot, under capacity ??

Neither, park still let people in. So either it wasn't full or they have a management problem,

Does anyone know if CP has an actual *number* that they're allowed by law or fire code before they have to legally shut off the gate ??

CPJ said:

I'm sort of an expert on this.

I'm sure you are.

You can't answer a simple question about how to exit cars from a parking lot faster?

I didn't see a question about how to move cars faster. What did I miss? I'll take a stab at it anyway.

My guess is push the gas pedal down farther. Am I right? I'm sort of an expert on this. I've been driving a long time. I'm almost certain more pressure on the gas pedal leads to a faster moving car.

Shhhh. CPJ is talking loudly. He's important. He says he's sort of an expert on this.

This is my first real test at keeping my mouth shut. It's hard.

That's what sh...nah, that's like shooting fish in a barrel.