Carowinds grammar fail

Friday, August 28, 2015 3:08 PM

This all could have been easily avoided with "The largest waterpark in the Carolinas."

- Johnathan

Friday, August 28, 2015 3:17 PM

What? Nary a complaint about the abomination that is 'splashtastic'?

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Friday, August 28, 2015 3:20 PM
Lord Gonchar's avatar

Splashtastic is a perfectly cromulent term.

Friday, August 28, 2015 6:52 PM

slithernoggin said:
"Carowind's" was an attempt at a joke. I was hoping the quotation marks would give it away....

And in retrospect, it totally makes sense as a joke. *facepalm* Well, I feel crunchy now.

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Friday, August 28, 2015 7:34 PM
slithernoggin's avatar

No worries!

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
--Fran Lebowitz

Friday, August 28, 2015 8:37 PM
rollergator's avatar

(/excessive drawl)

"Carowinds' grammar fail....wail hep hurr up!"

You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

Friday, August 28, 2015 9:15 PM
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Lord Gonchar said:

Splashtastic is a perfectly cromulent term.

Certainly, and on top of that, it embiggens my expectations for this Carolina waterpark!

(edit: sadly, I think I'm the first person to get that joke)

Last edited by bjames, Friday, August 28, 2015 9:16 PM

"The term is 'amusement park.' An old Earth name for a place where people could go to see and do all sorts of fascinating things." -Spock, Stardate 3025

Saturday, August 29, 2015 9:51 AM

I find your use of made-up words...sacrilicious.

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