Word, Jeff.
I've got a great idea for the government. Let's start a new commission to investigate roller coasters. We'll have a few inspectors that will travel the country inspecting rides. They won't get any vacation time, because why would they need it, they'll be at parks all the time. As soon as they finish a round to all the parks in the US, they'll start over. Now, we will pay these guys $550,000/year, because they're government employees, and they deserve it. Also, they can only inspect rides, they can't give reasons for closing rides, though. That won't be in their contract, that will be taken care of by another commission. They can't do each others job, only report to each other. Now, how can we pay for this useles, err, useful work. I know, we'll raise taxes, and cut funding to things like the energy commission and the defensive spending. We need to protect those 10's of people that get hurt at amusement parks. And since everyone in America rides rollercoasters, they will be taxed to keep those rides safe. Also, we will charge each park for each ride inspection. And if the ride is deemed not safe, the park will be forced to completely demolish the ride and build again. All of this should be incentive to keep the rides safe, because obviously keeping guests and the general public is not incentive. This should take care of all of these horrible accidents from occuring, because obviously riders aren't at fault, nor are the operators. It's the ride.
~end sarcasm transmission~
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UCSigep
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
*** This post was edited by ucsigep on 7/24/2001. ***