Any coaster calendar suggestions?

Oh. That totally went over my head. At least we got some cute puppies out of it.

Are you guys not familiar with Rougarou? It's at Cedar Point in Sandusky, OH. It used to be Mantis, until it totally changed its identity, both physically and by name. Also, when it was Mantis, it liked to hurt guys man parts. Also, a female mantis bites, or removes, the head off of her male mate. There are probably a few other interpretations of why that joke works that I'm missing too.

When I thought of it, I laughed out loud. I guess I'll chalk it up to this; if you have to explain why a joke is funny, it's not. The voices in my head think I am the funniest comedian they have ever heard.