Another Golden Ticket Awards

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Not much different than last year except Fury 325.

(Insert funny signature here.)

And another round of ad revenue for AT. :)

Jeff - Editor - CoasterBuzz.com - My Blog

There's one Golden Ticket that truly matters:

You still have Zoidberg.... You ALL have Zoidberg! (V) (;,,;) (V)

You can keep your golden tickets, I still want my goose.

Yeah, but the goose isn't as easy to tear up and throw in an employee's face.

We just got you a satin jacket. Jeez.

I swear, I will rip this satin jacket right off my torso and throw it in the trash if I don't get my golden goose!! I'm, I'm, I'm.... I'm never coming back here if you won't give me what I feel I deserve!

But we just built you a mediocre B&M dive coaster. What more do you want?

Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

I'm tearing this dive machine up, throwing it in your face as I yell at you on the midway, then I'm gonna go on a tirade in Facebook about how terribly I've been treated.

And I'm gonna wear the free hoodie in every pic at every park I go to.

Last edited by Tekwardo,

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

I forgot to mention that I'm never coming to the park again. Except I'm totally gonna go. Like, all the time.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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