Amusement Park Names

Takeshi's Castle?

MXC is teh roXors! Now back to you Vic....;)

Concrete Slab With Protruding Metal Structures Park

(I think Cedar Fair might have that copy-writed already)

My non scenario RCT2 parks are all named Cheleywood (or some variation of that) after my wife (not sure if it is a combination of her name and Dollywood or her name and Kennywood).

But if I were creating my own park in real life I think I would go with...

"Trauma Land"...

Home to the worlds first LIM launched bumper cars and of course "Derailment: The UNFINISHED Coaster"

Beer park. it would have rides with names that call on drinking terminology. Like Power Tower I would hae the Power Hour. I would have a spinning condola ride called the hurler, and a log flume that drops you in fermenting beer, kind of like willy wonka with his boat that mixes chocolate. Yeah and beer would be cheap

THE ABUSEMENT PARK where all your dreams and nightmares come ture!

Go on a graverobbing adventure or watch our diggers exhume old rides from other amusement parks to cannibalize for ours.

If you're nosing around and you hear the hollowing wind or the bleating of possessed farm animals then you must have wandered onto The Haunted Farm and that means you're in the SLAUGHTER ZONE. That's where we keep all the most dangerous ride.

We cannot guarantee bodily harm for every guest but we have the highest beheading and de-limbing rates of any theme park in the continental United States.

We never overcharge for merchandise so to help us operate make a wish and throw coins into open graves. Land a quarter in the skeleton's eye and he'll rise up to do a special pop and lock dance just for you.

You may have heard that we failed our health inspections again due to annual increases in the amount of maggots found in the Cemetery corpses. We are proud to announce that the maggot crops have been reduced by 25% and we are now permitted to sell certain types of candy in some areas of the park under strictly controlled circumstances.

There has also been some noise in the local media and in the amusement park industry quarterlies about the safety of our rides, which have been known to fall apart or go rogue from time to time. It is true that the rides sometimes go off the tracks, but we assure you that they generally come back. Rides do tip over or come unhinged on occasion, but we firmly believe that the threat of this happening is part of the thrill our visitors are looking for.

A reminder: guests are not allowed to break into the animatronics workshop and fill the characters' bellies with raw meat and sheep intestines. There seems to still be some confusion over this policy judging by last week's events.

Or you can just visit BUCKETHEADLAND

In tribute to Clint's signature, I'd call it Pen Island.

The url would be www.penisland.com

ROTFL @ Andy!;)

I'd call mine Beaverland...

Oh, and, I so totally got that Swoosh, and am proud to say I was such an R.L. Stine Fan...in Middle school/early High school:).(BTW, my High School's name was Mount View...)

Oh, and Brett, I like Super Happy Fluffy Pink Island Land myself. *** Edited 10/29/2004 4:19:40 PM UTC by TeknoScorpion***

LearyLand! named after Timothy Leary..wooooo-wooo... Think of the rides:
LSD: Lucy's Sky Diver!

And just imagine how colorful the dipping dots would be in LearyLand.

Park Name: Asbestos Park

Ride Names: Amphibole and Chrysotile

---

rollergator said:
Takeshi's Castle?

MXC is teh roXors! Now back to you Vic....

---

Right you are, Gator! And now on to...(another ride name)...The Rotating Surfboard Of Death!!

Hey, Andy: BeaverLand... nice...
a good coaster name might be:
The BeaverLand she's Mine-Ride!

American Town

Duh *** Edited 10/29/2004 8:12:39 PM UTC by Vortex***

Sea of Asphalt World

Lake Makeabuck

Tuscatinnymaqua-- from the Algonquin phrase for "this canoe closed for maintenance."

S**t Crick Park

Amish Wonderful Good Land-- this park has lots of horsepower, literally, so be careful where you step. Featuring rides like the Barnraiser, Haybaler, Butter Churner, and the Menacing Mennonite. Dare to try the Dueling Dairymen, where you could ride Ammon, the black train, or Zeke, the other black train. Both with reflective triangles on the rear. Intercourse (I don't know what kind of ride that would be, but it just has to be there), and Blue Ball (obviously based on a design by Arrow). Plus the best sauerkraut and chow-chow you've ever had at any amusement park, guaranteed.

But seriously, just over the hill from where I grew up was the site of an old amusement park. It was long gone by the time I was around, but my dad used to tell me about it. It was called Dream City, which I think is just the coolest name for a park.

I'm partial to Ripple Rock ;)

I like park names that have some sort of connection to the locality to reflect the history, geography, or culture of the area.

Amish Wonderland! ROFL....
A park like that would be 'cheesy' at best... boooo

I would call mine The Lost Kingdom

And it would be themed to nintendo

You would have Nintendo valley(entrance)

Pokemon Central(pokemon themed)

Mario Land(Mario & Character themed area)

Princess Kingdom(princess peach land) Giant catsle and inside would be drop towers going out the top.

etc.

just ideas

For The Lost Kingdom you can't forget Planet SR388 The home of Samus and all those pesky Metroids!

Not to mention Hyrule with Zelda and Link!

If there was a theme park near Indianapolis, I'd call it Circle City Gardens.

How about the constantly failing 5 flags park? lol ;)

-our staff are underpaid

-rides break down often

-food is great under special conditions

-staff are mean

-vomit, and trashy midways

-rollercoasters do crash for your pure enjoyment

-we drown the dumb guests

-our ferries sink 5 times a week

-our animals raid the park from time to time

-gift shops are cheap! *** Edited 10/30/2004 7:58:15 PM UTC by DC2Beltz3***