A Theme Park First, Six Flags has outdone themselves this time...

That announcer sucks. Do you really need almost 2 minutes of introductions including rattling off website addresses and merchandise opportunities? It should have been a short prerecorded message.

Spirit fingers! SSSSSSSPIRIT FINGERS! These... are gold.

Seriously, that song should be barred from cheerleading.

The announcer is terrible, and the cheerleaders kind of suck. The casual ESPN2 watcher can tell that much.

^but who watches cheerleaders for their ability?

If there are some hottie male cheerleaders running around with this little sorostitute herd, I'm all for it. Otherwise, no thank you.

Living in their moms basement coaster nerds couldn't be happier or more scared one will say Hi to them..

Does anyone else think they would be better off hiring 2 or 3 actors and puttting in a live show back in the parks.Those recorded shows are stupid and if I want to watch a TV show I would stay on my couch.

While digging in to a deep fried white castle at the Del Mar Fair in San Diego, my buddy casually said, "Hey, there's a bunch of burly football-playing men dressed like cheerleaders over there causing a ruckus."

I laughed it off as BS and didn't even look up from a food item that if he had pointed it out from the midway, would have evoked a similar reaction.

But as we ambled into kiddie land, a group of burly football-playing men dressed like cheerleaders hopped on the caroussel and started causing a ruckus. I was secretly hoping that someone would start something with one just to see a mob of angry cheerleaders chasing someone down the midway. It would have been perfect for YouTube. ;)

Cheerleaders are annoying. I miss Mr. Six.