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Bolliger/Mabillard for President in '08 NOT Dinn/Summers
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Other aspects of a Six Flags wedding:
...lots of cutting at the reception line.
...at least one of the seven couples will find the clergyman officiating their ceremony is unavailable.
...the bride is slowed by trim brakes as she walks down the isle.
...the ushers and bridesmaids are slow and apathetic.
...the pews have OSTRs. And seatbelts.
...fewer guests than expected will show; bad weather will be blamed.
...the cost for being escorted to your seat? $15.
...only one maid of honor is original; the other six are clones.
...all the best men wear tuxedos with superhero tights and a cape.
...catching the bouquet is an up-charge.
...the groom has to remove the bride's garterbelt due to budget cuts.
...the couple's first dance is to Vengaboy's "We Like To Party."
..."Mr. Six" doesn't appear until the couple is in the honeymoon suite.
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