3 Hours at Michigan's Adventure (Perks list)

bunky666 said:

^^ I saw a very pregnant woman walking around in a bikini at Dorney Park by Hydra. That didn't gross me out, but the fact that she had a happy trail was pretty nasty.

LMFAO!!! Was she next to the lady in trunks and a tube top with nasty pit hair and stache? I'm sorry, but that is hysterical! A sight I would not want to see.

Almost as bad as the anorexic dude, with long blonde hair, and goatee, who was wearing a thong at the resort pool. (Not at MA) So thin, his thong was just hanging from his hips like a wash cloth on a clothes line. But, he was at least smiling, from what you could see of the few teeth that he had. Yikes.

Was thinking there must be a shot gun, beat up pick up truck, and a bottle of the shine somewhere. With him saying...you sure have a Purdy mouth.