New Hard Rock Park owners ditch the name

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

Say goodbye to Hard Rock Park - the name, at least. The year-old theme park will have a new name when it opens by Memorial Day under new ownership, officials said Thursday. FPI MB Entertainment, which bought the $400 million park out of bankruptcy for $25 million, said a new name would be announced within a week.

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Lord Gonchar said:
When I think of freestyle anything - it's usually BMX or skateboarding. What the hell is freestyle music?

Well, it seems they know that and are now auditioning them for performances.

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My favorite MJ tune: "Billie Jean" which I have been listening to alot now. RIP MJ.

ApolloAndy's avatar

Gator's rhymes are out of line, I'll take some time to make mine fine.

The name is lame, the people who came up with this change are strange and deranged.

The best attraction which got the best reaction, and had the most traction, called Night in White Satin is the thing that they didn't like, and the thing taking a hike, cuz it would give kids a fright, shoulda called it "Hard Rock Lite".

I don't know freestylin', I do know me smilin', this new name won't do it, This new park? Just screw it.

Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.

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Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

ApolloAndy's avatar

What the heck happened?

That bit was not a haiku!

Is this freestyle buzz?


Hobbes: "What's the point of attaching a number to everything you do?"
Calvin: "If your numbers go up, it means you're having more fun."

A park with a rap section.......Yeah, bring the whole family, and try out the new East coast vs West coast war. Complete with virtual 3D drivebys.


What the heck happened?
That bit was not a haiku!
Is this freestyle buzz?

Even in a rut,
We can enjoy the other
forms from time to time.

(Hmm. Haiku Hangout?)


Change the dark ride over to Car Jacking The Adventure!


No I don't have a kid, but I still want to ride!

Raven-Phile's avatar

How about "The Suge Knight balcony experience!"?

..Anyone?

rollergator's avatar

^Nice theme for a SCAD tower there Josh... ;)

LostKause's avatar

Great freestyle, Gator!


rollergator's avatar

^Thanks LK....I knew spending all that time in HS and college reading Shakespeare would come in handy someday. Actually spent most of the time (3-4 mins.) getting the syllables to line up properly. ;)

Bad news for haiku
Rap crap rears its ugly head
Weep for the art form . . .


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rollergator's avatar

Word to your mother
rap has hit the haiku form
poets represent

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Rap meets haiku, dawgz:

Seventeen syllables worth

Of crap in three lines

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