Charmland announces MagicCharmBracelet

You're such a wise owl andy.

Wait, has Travis contributed one of his convoluted plays yet?

Actually Tek, Andy is a mature owl. It's not like he claims to have a 4.0 GPA. Or ever tried to count all 128 cars in the Charmland parking lot.

Listen, okay? I don't really like English, but I'm really good at math.

Charmland is only approximately 6,000 years old.

I just really hate the Charmland corporate tree rotation program.

Sorry I'm late to the party. I was busy eating a burrito at Canada's Wonderland while it was 92 degrees, then snowing 15 minutes later.

I just wish Cedar Point had some trees, or shade or something. I can stand the miserable sunlight.

And I hate that I have to actually PAY for the chance to win a BOGO game.

Oh, and Flashpass is a scam. (poking fun at myself a little there.)

Are there any chain restaurants at Charmland?... Claw Games?...

I am just trying anything to contribute to this.

Very funny concept and great thread!

Route 420 & Route 318, April 7, 2014 – Charmland USA amusement park/resort, voted the "Best Tree Amusement Park in the World" for a record 16 consecutive years, has announced plans for a new Hooters Restaurant to debut this summer at the charming amusement park/resort. Located on the Main Treeway on the site of the former Johnny Treestumps, Hooters will treat guests to an award-winning menu and a full-service bar, all in a relaxed atmosphere.

Well, a certain kind of Hooters roost in trees, so this is rather plausible.

The Lemon Chill guy told me that Lampy the Lamppost is sinking.

Is that why they're moving it to Japan? Or did a park in Japan already build a taller lamppost? Alls I know is, Japan is involved somehow, because reasons.

I guess Charmney Park and Wildwooder Kingdom aren't getting anything this year. Trees aren't inverted.