Humor: Holiday World regrets angering Gypsy

Posted June 1, 2004, 7:09P | Contributed by Absolutely Reliable

So far in this short season, Holiday World has endured major flooding, potential cicada invasions and tornado warnings. Less-publicized have been the rains of deformed frogs, Raging Rapids' rivers running red with blood, and, oddly, given the extensive food service offerings, widespread famine in all corners of the park. ARN&R has learned that the popular park's management is beginning to regret throwing out a Gypsy last year for smoking in the line for Legend.

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