Aliens, God allegedly tell woman to leave infant in car and visit closed Carowinds

Posted | Contributed by Jeff

A woman accused of leaving her eight-month-old baby alone in the parking lot of the Carowinds amusement park says God and aliens told her she needed to see the park.

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Carowinds

one word: Weird.

Guys, can you keep it down? God's coming through loud and clear, but I'm having trouble hearing the aliens...

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
--Fran Lebowitz

It would have been great, if they had a Flight of Fear. Then it would all make sense. Anyway, at least the baby was safe.

Resident Arrow Dynamics Whore

Meth is a hell of a drug kids.

Just say no.

June 11th, 2001 - Gemini 100
VertiGo Rides - 82

The anticipation for Fury 325 is quite literally out of this world.

I call Cedar Point my home park even though I live in the Chicago Suburbs.

I look forward to this story coming around every year.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Has she considered a career in politics, she should fit right in as a senator or representative.

Just noticed this post was from 9 years ago....

Last edited by TheMillenniumRider,

Oh, there’s our old friend and member slithernoggin, who always had something funny to say.

First thing I noticed too, RCMAC. I didn't know this post getting resurrected was a thing. But at least there's that.

Promoter of fog.

D_vo:
The anticipation for Fury 325 is quite literally out of this world.

They told her there was crack in it.

SUPER7* allegedly tells woman to leave infant in car and visit closed Carowinds because those greedy Cedar Fair jerks always close the park early making it impossible to visit legally

Fixed it for ya

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