I have a ton to cover here. My random thoughts might go from little one-liners to full paragraphs.
And just because it's Gonch talking Six Flags I know there's some sort of expectation, so let me just get it out of the way:
Six Flags f'n delivered.
This is so far from the Six Flags of 2002 that it's not even fair to compare. The park was even so far beyond where it was on my last visit in 2006 that I was surprised. My wife, who absolutely hates SFGAdv, was won over this time. There was nothing to complain about.
On to the thoughts:
- Disappointed that they're not handing out the sweet souvenir maps anymore when you pay for parking. But being able to pay for parking with a credit card swipe was cool. Just for clarity's sake, the sign detailing the parking prices lists regular parking as $14.02 + .98 tax. 
- We went for the Flash Pass. (boo now because you need to shut up while I swoon over the system)
- Gold Flash Pass = The Shiznit! I can never go back. I'm now stuck buying Gold everytime. It was $110 to put two people on a Gold pass. This works for us because specific riders aren't tied to the pass. The four of us could ride in any combination of two that worked and with different ages, likes, dislikes, tolerance and such the ability to 'play the system' and mix & match really came in handy. The longest wait of the day was 9 minutes. We rode every coaster in the park at least once...a few twice and a couple thrice. Seriously, they need to be charging even more because based on my experience and the line buying into the system - people would still pay it.
- Speaking of Flash Pass, the actual implementation on the rides ranged from horrible to seamless. As you can probably guess the oldest rides are the worst and new ones (like Dark Knight) that were built with Flash Pass in mind handle it with no issues at all.
- Still speaking of Flash pass, the new device they use is light years beyond the old ones. You can reserve for any ride from anywhere in the park. The device lists the wait for rides by showing what your ride time would be in real time. It also shows when a ride goes down (which can be useful in deciding a path around the park) and adjusts your ride time if a ride does go down. You can also get info about the rides on the device. It's pretty awesome.
- My wife took a picture of me kissing the Flash Pass goodbye before we returned it...
...I miss my Flash Pass.
- Free drinks. Read it again. Free drinks. Well, free in the sense of paying a certain price at the start and never paying for another drink all day. It works like this - buy a souvenir cup and get a wristband for free refills good for the entire day of purchase. After that bring the cup back and refills are only 99 cents. More importantly, buy the cup and get FREE refills all day. For the record, the souvenir cup is $12.99. Did I mention that you get free drink refills all day? Could be testing the waters, could be nothing more than what it is, could be dumb luck. Either way it was all the drink my family could drink for $12.99.
- As far as I could tell, people didn't give two craps about the lockers. They were using them and no one was throwing a hissy. For the record, on rides where the lockers exists, the rule is no loose articles. "In your pockets" doesn't equal loose and if you have loose shoes that you might need to remove you must sit on them - not leave them in the station. So in the end, there is nothing loose in the station on those rides and no one is doing anything but boarding the ride. Not sure if it adds to the efficiency, but it certainly decreases the confusion. No harm, no foul. Either keep it to what fits in your pockets or put it in a locker.
- Ride operations appeared to be average. Nothing particularly outstanding, but no plodding, uncaring employees. They were moving trains and doing their jobs. If they felt like busting ass, it could've been better. If they felt like dicking around it would've been worse.
- Employee attitudes have done a complete 180. We didn't meet one miserable prick the entire day. In fact (and this is the area that really went a long way in winning my wife over) they were friendly, smiling, helpful, cheerful and seemed like they...dare I say it...cared.
- Prices are still Six Flags prices and the food is average (a step above CF's 'bad'). In general, a sandwich (burger, hot dog, sausage, etc) and fries weighed in a $9 or $10. Pretty much exactly what we paid for the same sandwich and fries from TGI Friday's after we left the park. It's steep, but not entirely unreasonable. Drinks were still at $4 for a large, I think. I'm not sure we had the free refills for the day.
- The park probably has less rides than ever. They really have removed a lot. On the flip side, the park probably looks better than ever.
- I was disappointed that we weren't there on a day they were running the Glow In The Park parade (or whatever they call it) - it looked like it would've been cool and I've read nothing but good things about it.
- The Dark Knight is exactly what I expected. I like it. My daughter really dug it. We rode twice. I swear the preshow room erupted in hoots and holler and cheering and mild applause after the preshow ended on our first ride. People really seemed into it.
I can understand why there seems to be so much negativity surrounding it. First of all, it is just a wild mouse ride. It's a practically unbraked, seriously badass wild mouse ride, but it's just a wild mouse.
With that in mind, put it in a box so no one knows what's in there, add a seperate preshow that's pretty damn cool, throw in a small queue that sticks with the theme, sit in a car that resembles a broken subway car and take off. There's some seriously hype leading up to the ride itself. You expect more than a wild mouse in a box.
Then the mouse itself is themed...quite nicely even. Some wonderful effects along the way, but there's no resolution to the whole story side of things. The wait outside, the preshow, the queue area, the themed ride and then...it's just over.
It all adds up to the average guest going "WTF!?" on several levels. However, knowing what to expect, I was much less let down and I appreciated the trimless top half of the mouse and thought that overall it was pretty well done. Light years beyond what you'd expect from SF.
- Finally got that Kingda Ka credit. Let's just say Kingda Ka wishes it was Dragster. If you're going to be a one trick pony, be good at it. The ride launches, goes straight up, straight down and ends with an oversized airtime hill and still manages to come off as rough.
- El Toro FTW!
- Rolling Thunder still sucks and feels like metal scraping wood when you ride it.
- I finally 'get' B:TR, I think. I've been on the Batman clones just about everywhere but never really thought much of them - solid ride, but not my favorite. Today we got some seriously crazy rides that made me go, "Now I get it!" I suspect that the Batman clones will move up a few spots in my ballot for Mitch's poll this year.
- We kept crossing paths with a VIP group. There appeared to be six in the group and they looked like they were having a good time.
- On the subject of VIP tours, I saw on one of the SFTV montors (sweet, new, large, flatscreens) that the VIP really is all-inclusive now. (including all the free food and drink you want & all the games you care to play for free - those things alone might make the vlaue suddenly higher)
- The Golden Kingdom and Plaza Del Carnaval are really well done. Like top-level theme.
- Everybody giggles at the bull statue in front of El Toro. You're not funny or witty if you take a picture. Even less so if you explicitly reference "it" in the photo. (unless you put it in your mouth or something, then you're cool...but no one ever does that, so giggle and move on please)
- Speaking of El Toro, did I mention El Toro FTW! (I know I did, I wanted to say it again)
- Security (and other employees who 'roam') are now armed with 'grabbers' for picking up garbage and we saw more than a few making use of the tool.
- On the subject of security, we even had a security dude offer to take our picture as a family outside the park when he spotted me snapping a pic of the wife and kids. We accepted his offer.
- Six Flags has some of the best merchandise of all the parks. Like items you might actually not be embarassed to wear in real life.
- Tickets, the Flash Pass, Parking and the free drink refills cost a total of $260 for four. That's $65 a head. Sixty-five dollars for admission, all the drinks you care to drink and wait times under 10 minutes for the entire day seems like a steal to me. And we could've knocked another $20 off of that ($5 per person) if we had taken advantage of the BOGO offer at Wawa instead of the COLDSTONE code we were so kindly turned on to a here at CB. (thanks, tigellinus)
I think that's all I got for now. I'm sure I left something out. Tomorrow we drive down the shore hitting whatever we come across along the way until we get to our hotel in Atlantic City. No idea what I'll have to share tomorrow night.
Keep cool, my babies.
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