How in the world does having "an iPod, an iPhone, or any new gadget" play a role in whether or not you think Cedar Fair is the new company to hate?
iPhone man: Yo dude! I noticed that you have an iPod!
iPod man: Yeah, I see you have an iPhone how cool!
PHMan: Yeah, it totally rocks, it even tells me that I have to totally hate Cedar Fair now!
PodMan: Whoa! You too? My buddy with his any new gadget is being told to hate on Cedar Fair too! That rocks!
Any New Gadget man: Yeah man, Cedar Fair sucks! I heard they are renaming all iPhones and iPods to "PhoneDeck" and "PodHawk" that's so unoriginal! I liked the names iPhone and iPod, it was so much more original.
PHMan: Wasn't it like way cooler when we were the only ones around who had iPhones, iPods, and any new gadget?
PodMan: Yeah, there was much more charm then.
GadMan: Totally!
~Rob Willi