The amusing thing about the suggestion that I pretend to be deaf is that I work for a company that records books on tape for the blind. It's a funny joke, though.
As to how could I "make myself" read it--I do read for pleasure; it probably would take me about one third as long to read it as to listen to it. I've tried listening to podcasts (admittedly not the Coasterbuzz) before and couldn't get through more than about three minutes of a thirty minute podcast. Sitting looking at a computer while wearing headphones is --really--too much like what I do as a job.
If it's not being done, it's completely fine. I was really just curious if it was happening or in the works or anything like that.
I want to live where it's all the same.
I want to live where it's all just like today.
I want to live where it's always Saturday.