This is one of the few times that the actual site that ARN&R is making fun of is funnier than the joke itself.
My personal favorite is where they say that their limits for SBNO rides is three or four months, then they'd demand that parks fork over the rides.
I guess that means all parks north of Virginia would be empty after giving all their attractions away every off season.
That site is one of the funniest unintentional things I've ever seen.
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Come on, fhqwgads!